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iF u R nIce u CaN cAll mE sWeetY iF U r swEEt u caN CalL mE huNNi iF u R hOt u caN caLL Me 2nIte
a gd girl is hard 2 find but a bad girl is harder 2 resist
This is an A and B conversation, so C ur way out b4 D and E come and F u up!
y dunt u slip ya self in2 sumink more cumfy.................like a coma!!!!
god created men 1st then had a beta idear
Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet and so r u....
but the roses r wilting, the viloets r dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is ur head!!!!!
im not smilin at u!!im tryn not 2laugh!!
im sorry do i look like im listenin
I love him, oh yes i do, hes 4 me not 4 u, and if by chance u take my place, il take my fist and smash ur face!!!
I have u in my heart, i have u in my liver, and if i had u in my arms.....id throw u in a river!!!!!!
U say your over me, wen the fuck were u under me?
U mite aswell put a condom on your head, if your gona act like a dick, u mite aswel look like one too!!
Wen a lad is a player hes known as the pro, wen a girl takes a chance shes known as the hoe!
Its not easy bein me, but it sure is funny watchin ppl try!
3 things in life shuld neva b broken, toys, hearts and promises
If u treat a girl like an object then thats just wrong, but if u treat an object like a girl, thats just fuckin disgustin!
Lads r like lollypops, the sweet ones r taken and the rest r just sour!
E-V-I-L is just L-I-V-E spelt bakwards!
Oops! I seem 2 hav lost my virginity, can I borrow yours?!
R u wearin space pants coz ur ass is out of this world!!
I knew all the answers 2 life, but then they changed the questions!
Most ppl wanna be barbie, but id rather be ken! Coz that ass of his gets everythin!
God made the rivers, god made the lakes, god made u, but we all make mistakes!
Im so sexy and ur so fine, Ill be 6 and u be 9, u b my man and ill be ur hunny, u be playboy an ill be ur bunny!
If the sea was vodka an i was a duck, id swim 2 the botom an neva come up, but the sea's not vodka an im not a duck, so pass us the bottle n shut the fuk up!
Neva argue with an idiot, they drag u down 2 their level and beat u with experience!
Dont h8 me coz im fit, h8 me coz your boyfriend thinks so!
Im feelin a lil off 2day, any1 wanna turn me on?
wot cruel person put the S in lisp?
Its not the length n its not the size, its how many times u can make it rise!
ma name aint elmo!! but tikle me neway!!
Caution: im mental! communicate wit me at ur own risk!
Nobodys perfect, therefore I am nobody!
Sorri can u repeat that? I had a bit of a blonde moment!
Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what u cant hav!
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